The firehose
This is the real launch feed from stonkfun.xyz, mirrored here and refreshed every ten seconds. We do not host the coins and we do not take a cent of it. Every row gets a pig instead of its own artwork, and clicking one opens the real token page on stonkfun. Their feed only returns the most recent hundred launches, which at this rate is a window of a few minutes.
Launch a stoink.
This one is a toy. Type a name, get a card, post the card. It does not create a token, it never asks for a wallet, and it cannot take your money. If you want to launch something real, the button under the card sends you to stonkfun to do it there.
Those four figures are stonkfun's real launch defaults. The chart is invented and the coin does not exist.
Quoting in STONK burns STONK.
"Approximately 60% of the platform revenue is used to buy $STONK on the open market and burn it. Using $STONK as a quote token executes a burn without a buyback."
stonkfun.xyz/revenue, read September 12, 2026STOINK trades against STONK, so the fees it generates skip the buyback step and go straight to destroying supply. Most launches on the platform pick a stock or a meme for their quote token. This one picks the house token, which means the joke coin feeds the thing it is making fun of.
Pulled live from DexScreener for mint 6GmAFSYs4gk3FDao5FzzySQpPZaWsa4rUJHacpMpUNgx and summed across every pool it trades in.